Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 7, 2002

Bozo criminal for today goes to show that Bozos are not just dumb when it comes to crime, many times they are severely lacking in the decision making department as well. From St. Petersburg, Florida comes the story of reputed Genovese crime family member Anthony Laura who was on trial for allegedly driving the getaway car during a 1998 murder. After the jury reported that it was deadlocked 11-1, our bozo acted against the advise of his lawyer and waved his right to an unanimous decision, thinking that the jury was surely deadlocked in his favor, which would have set him free. Wrong. They were instead deadlocked in favor of conviction. The judge sentenced him to life in prison. He’s appealing on the grounds the verdict was unfair.

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