Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 13, 2002

Bozo criminal for today violated seldom used Bozo Rule Number 9876: If you’re doing something illegal, it’s not a good idea to have an overdue library book. From Mayer, Arizona comes the story of bozo Louis Gonzales who had checked out several "How To" books and never bothered to return them. The town library asked the local police to assist in getting some of the overdue books back. When the cops knocked on our bozo’s door, he answered with a meth pipe in his hand. Police also noticed a large amount of marijuana lying around. Guess he must not have read the book on "How To" avoid being arrested. He’s now catching up on his reading in jail.

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