Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 14, 2002

From Albuquerque, New Mexico comes the story of bozo Justin Adams who was threatening his girlfriend and her family during an evening of drinking. As the evening drew to a close, he informed his girlfriend that he had laced her drink. He pointed this out just before he passed out cold and hit his head on the coffee table. Yep, just like in the movies, he had mixed up the drinks and had consumed the spiked one himself. He’s been arrested.

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