Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 18, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from Hazleton, North Carolina where bozo Colleen Flowers and her husband held up the local convenience store. Colleen must not have read those "Dress for Success" books since it was her choice of wardrobe that got her into trouble. She wore a long sleeved shirt with the word "Giant" written on the sleeve. The same one she wears at her day job at the Giant supermarket. The clerk recognized her and her shirt and Colleen is now wearing a shirt of a different color-the orange one provided by the jail.

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