Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 24, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from Texas City, Texas where bozo Grady Donohue broke into a residence and began looking for valuables. He found quite a bit of good stuff and while loading it he worked up a powerful thirst. And that’s when he spotted the bottle of Crown Royal Canadian Whiskey sitting on the counter. Thinking he had earned a little break, he poured himself a drink and sat down. One thing led to another and to another and to another. He was still happily sitting in the chair when officers answering a disturbance call arrived.

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