Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 25, 2002

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Shannon Brown for sending in today’s report. From Canton, Ohio comes the story of bozo Daniel Fogelman who, for reasons known only to the bozo mind, went on a stroll carrying a marijuana plant. He walked up to another pedestrian and said, "Would you believe I’m walking down the street in the middle of the day with this pot plant?" The pedestrian answered, "Would you believe I’m a cop?" Oops. He’d chosen to strike up a conversation with a detective returning from court. He’s been arrested.

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