Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 26, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from Conklin, New York where bozo Jean Hampton stole $4700 from the store where she worked and then took off for Las Vegas to get married. She was sure she had covered her tracks, she even remembered to turn off the surveillance camera after she had entered the store that evening. But she forgot that the camera was connected to a VCR. And that VCR contained a tape that showed her entering the store after hours. The money is long gone but our bozo is in custody.

Category: Uncategorized