Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Carlos Sebastian Leschhorn for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Owen Sound, Ontario, Canada comes the story of bozo Mary Simpson whose boyfriend was locked up in jail. Bozo Mary hatched a plan to free him. She would show up at the jail, pretending to be a police officer with instructions to escort him to another facility. Not the best plan. First, suspicions were aroused when she arrived by herself to transfer the prisoner. And second, and perhaps most important, she forgot Bozo Rule Number 6907: When impersonating a police officer, it’s a good idea to wear the uniform. She showed up in jeans and a shirt. She’s been arrested for impersonating, although not very well, an officer.