Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 16, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from Clay, New York where cops were looking for the boyfriend of bozo Roxann Lawrence. So the cops paid a little visit to Roxann’s apartment. When asked about her boyfriend, Willard Franks, Roxann said, nope, never heard of him and got up to show the cops to the door. As she walked in front of them, one of the officers noticed a tattoo on her back that read, "Willard". The officers figured she didn’t get that tattoo because she was a fan of TV weatherman Willard Scott and our bozo’s boyfriend was soon arrested.

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