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April 18, 2002

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Harry Childs for sending in today’s report. From the International File in London, England comes the story of bozo Junior Adams who went into a liquor store along with three accomplices with a plan for pulling off a robbery. First step in the plan, our bozo picked up a can of beer and presented it to the shopkeeper in a ploy to get him to open the register. Things started to go downhill from there, as his accomplices ransacked the shop, grabbing cash, phone cards and booze. In the confusion, our bozo lost his focus, fleeing the store and leaving behind his wallet, his cell phone and his can of beer with his fingerprints on it. He’s been arrested.

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