Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 23, 2002

Bozo criminal for today proved something we’ve known for a long time…bozos just don’t know when to quit. From Richmond, Virginia comes the story of bozo Mustafa Said who attempted a bank robbery but dropped his loot on the way out, escaping with nothing. He then forced a woman to give him her car keys and drove to another bank. Unfortunately, he couldn’t figure out how to turn off the car alarm so he attracted quite a bit of attention. Undeterred, he went inside and got some cash from a teller but ran into a customer on his way out and fell down. An off duty police officer and another customer caught up with him and put and end to his day of crime.

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