Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 24, 2002

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule number 0054: There are some places that you just shouldn’t rob. From the International File in Merelbeke, Belgium comes the story of bozo Charles Gerber who broke into a church and grabbed the collection box. Unknown to our bozo, the priest at the church had been worried about theft and had rigged up his own burglar alarm. He connected the church’s bells to the collection box and when our bozo tried to carry it away the church bells started ringing. The priest heard the bells and called the cops who caught our bozo red handed.

Category: Uncategorized