Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 25, 2002

Over the years, Bozo Criminals have run afoul of the law in many ways but today’s method of capture may be the weirdest ever. From the International File in London, England comes the story of bozo Harry Brown who was attempting to rob a shopkeeper at knife point. A quick thinking customer rushed up to our bozo and walloped him on the head with the only weapon he had available. A loaf of bread. Must have been "day old" and a little crispy because our bozo was temporarily stunned by the blow, giving the shopkeeper and the customer a chance to wrestle him to the ground. They held him there until police arrived. With his luck he’ll probably be put on bread and water in jail.

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