Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 29, 2002

Another fraidy cat bozo for today. From the International File in Duesseldorf, Germany comes the story of an unidentified bozo who had the misfortune to break into the house of a dieter late one evening. As our bozo was going through the house he worked up a hunger and opened the refrigerator door. That’s when his troubles really began. To discourage snacking the homeowner had equipped the refrigerator door with an alarm that went off whenever the door was opened. That alarm also seems to discourage bozos because by the time the homeowner made it from the bedroom to the kitchen to investigate our bozo was long gone.

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