Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 1, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Leonards, Scotland. An unidentified bozo walked into Della’s Chicken, pulled a handgun and demanded cash. But the employees at Della’s would have none of it and began pelting our bozo with hot deep fried chicken drumsticks. He found himself in the middle of a blizzard of drumsticks and those things, thrown with enough velocity, can hurt. Our bozo quickly thought better of things and fled the store empty handed.

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