Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Amstenrade, Holland comes the story of a bozo thief who had really bad timing. Our bozo wanted to steal a satellite dish but unfortunately for him the dish he chose to steal was in use at the time. By a homeowner who was very interested in a soccer game and who was not happy when he missed seeing a goal. The sounds of the homeowner cursing the TV sent our bozo scurrying from the roof. Police are still looking for him.