Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 7, 2002

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Amstenrade, Holland comes the story of a bozo thief who had really bad timing. Our bozo wanted to steal a satellite dish but unfortunately for him the dish he chose to steal was in use at the time. By a homeowner who was very interested in a soccer game and who was not happy when he missed seeing a goal. The sounds of the homeowner cursing the TV sent our bozo scurrying from the roof. Police are still looking for him.

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