Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 11, 2002

The old phrase "The early bird catches the worm" doesn’t always apply in the Bozo Universe as today’s story will prove. From Wiggins, Colorado comes the story of a bozo who had a plan to rob a bright, shiny new ATM machine located in the entryway of the High Plains National Bank. He crashed his car through the front doors of the bank, in the process knocking the ATM over. He then went to work on the machine, prying it open. Much to his surprise there was no cash to be found inside. Not one bill. The newly installed ATM had not yet been loaded with cash. In fact, it hadn’t even been plugged in yet. He left empty handed.

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