Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Linz, Austria. An unidentified bozo was trying to break into a nursery when his foot got caught in a crack as he was entering through a window. There he was, stuck halfway in and halfway out of the building. And it was getting cold, too. Not seeing any other way out of his predicament, our bozo reached for his cell phone and placed a call. To a friend? No. To his parents? Nope. To an emergency rescue team? Nah. To the cops? Yep. He called the police and they were glad to come by and free him before they took him to jail.