Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 15, 2002

Bozo criminals for today come from Boulder, Colorado where bozos Robert Lamar and Richard Landers stole a Jeep Cherokee from a repair shop. They then headed over to the nearest 7-Eleven and offered to trade the Jeep for two six packs of beer. The clerk declined the offer and called the cops but our bozos were long gone before they arrived. End of story, right? Wrong. Keep in mind we’re dealing with bozos here. They returned to the same store two days later and again offered to trade the Jeep for two six packs of beer. This time they weren’t so lucky. An officer arrived in time and arrested them.

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