Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 19, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Munich, Germany where the crowds at the annual Oktoberfest celebration can get a little rowdy. Our bozo decided to help the police out by fining some of the more rowdy celebrants. He would flash an ID and demand payment of $25 on the spot, threatening arrest if they didn’t comply. When one of his "perps" refused to pay up, our bozo "arrested" him and hauled him to the nearest police station. Upon arrival, it was our bozo who was busted for impersonating an officer. And that ID he was flashing? Turned out to be a fake US drivers license with a photo of Elvis on it.

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