Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Nieuwerkerk, the Netherlands. It’s the story of an unidentified bozo who shoplifted a pair of pants only to get home and find they were a couple of sizes too small. So she called the store to see if she could come back in and exchange them for a larger size. It was a rather small store and the manager couldn’t remember selling those pants so he reviewed the store’s security cameras and sure enough he spotted our bozo stealing the pants. He called her back and told her to come on down. He also called the cops who came on down and arrested her.