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March 22, 2002

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk KC Chatfield who sent in today’s report. From Franklin Furnace, Ohio comes the story of bozo Juanita Monroe who was at home with her boyfriend when he thought someone was trying to break into their house. He called the cops and told them that there were several men wearing ski masks and carrying weapons walking around outside the residence. No one was to be seen when the police arrived but one of the cops did spot bozo Juanita throwing a plastic garbage full of something out of one of the windows. Inside the bag was $2000 worth of marijuana. She’s been arrested.

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