Thanks to Bozo News Hawk C.E. Ruppel for sending in today’s report. From Franklinton, Louisiana comes the story of bozo William Donner who was caught on security cameras throwing a cement block through the window of a convenience store and stealing liquor, cigarettes and cigars. Our bozo stuffed the items into a duffel bag and headed into the nearby woods where the cops found him a short time later. It was then that he offered up our Bozo Excuse of the Month. He said that the man on the video tape was his evil twin brother who follows him around, dresses in identical clothing and commits crimes to get him into trouble. The cops aren’t buying that one. He’s been arrested.