Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 4, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Brescia, Italy. It’s the story of bozo Mario Rivera who was questioned by the police during a routine drug enforcement patrol. The police had reason to believe our bozo might be a drug dealer and their suspicions were confirmed when they discovered 400 grams of cocaine hidden inside a shampoo bottle. And just what made the police suspicious of a shampoo bottle? Our bozo is completely, totally bald.

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