Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 7, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from Seminole County, Florida where bozo Dwight Owens fled the county courthouse where he was being held on charges of assaulting his girlfriend. He was dressed very fashionably for his day in court, in baggy low slung jeans and tennis shoes that were untied. It was this outfit that proved to be his undoing. He lost his shoes as he was running down the courthouse steps and the baggy jeans fell off when he tried to leap over some shrubs. Police caught up with him in a nearby library, barefoot and in his grey boxer shorts.

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