Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 8, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from St. Louis, Missouri but it sounds more like it should have come from one of those old Cheech and Chong movies. Bozo Anthony Zoller was staying at a hotel and wandered up to the hot tub, which was full of a group of guys our bozo had never seen before in his life. He said to them, “Dudes, if I’d known you were here I’d have brought down the dynamite weed I have in my room.” And he went back to get it. What he didn’t know was that the guys in the hot tub were undercover drug officers in town for a meeting. While our bozo went to get his weed, one of the officers went to get his badge. Our bozo returned, climbed into the hot tub and upon lighting up was busted.

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