Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 11, 2002

Thanks to Bozo News Hawks William F. Acor and Kevin McLaughlin who sent in today’s report. Our bozo for today learned the hard way that it pays to keep your mouth shut. From Ticonderoga, New York comes the story of extremely confident bozo Michael Lane who was a suspect in a hotel robbery case. Our bozo was so sure that he’d given the cops the slip that he called the Ticonderoga police to brag that they’d never catch him. If he’d been just a little smarter he’d have blocked his caller ID before he made the call. The police used that ID to track him down and arrest him while he was on the phone to yet another police department, bragging about how he’d never be found.

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