Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 14, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Avrig, Romania where bozo Ioan Stoica skipped out after being sentenced to prison for fraud. Fearing capture, our bozo took up residence in his parents’ basement, almost never coming out. There he stayed for eight years until the cops found him last week. And now comes the bozo part. He was a self-imposed prisoner in the basement for eight years. His original sentence was only for three and a half years.

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