Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 18, 2002

Bozo criminals for today come from Lebanon, Ohio. Bozos Warren Calder and Frankie Payne were inmates at the Lebanon Correctional Institution when they placed a collect call to two women and one man on the outside. During the course of the conversation they somehow convinced their three friends to pull two bank robberies in the Akron area and share the loot with them. One of our bozos even called the getaway driver’s cell phone during a holdup to check on how things were going. After all this careful planning our bozos forgot one thing. All prison telephone conversations are recorded. All five are now behind bars.

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