Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 19, 2002

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Orlando, Florida comes the story of an unidentified bozo from Columbia who perhaps misunderstood what “laundering” means in drug cases. Our bozo showed up at the Orlando International Airport wearing a very heavily starched shirt and jeans. When he walked there was a strong smell of vinegar in the air and a trail of white powder fell from his clothes. The clothes had been “starched” with heroin. He’s now wearing unstarched prison black and whites.

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