Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 21, 2002

Bozo criminal for today come from our “When ya gotta go” file. From Tallahassee, Florida comes the story of bozo Carl Forrest who was answering the call of nature on the side of the road when he was spotted by a police patrol car. The cops pulled up, shouted at him and in his haste to get himself in order our bozo stuffed the cigarette he was smoking in his pants pocket and took off running. The police gave chase but our bozo was smokin’. Literally. The cigarette had caught his pants on fire. He tried to pull them off but got himself tripped up and arrested.

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