Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 27, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Bucharest, Romania where two bozo burglars thought they were doing the right thing when they put socks on their hands to avoid leaving behind fingerprints when they robbed a cellular phone store. This could possibly have been a good idea if they had used clean socks. Instead they took their old, smelly socks off their feet and put them on their hands. They must have been some potent socks. A police dog was able to track them down from the smell of those socks and they were under arrest less than two hours later.

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