Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 28, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from St. Peter, Minnesota where bozo Olga Rodriguez was seen driving erratically. An officer attempted to pull her over by turning on his flashing lights. No response from our bozo. He then tried both the lights and his siren and still our bozo kept on driving. Finally he was forced to radio for help and after about four miles she was pinned in by several cruisers. When the officers approached her car, our bozo was quite indignant, saying she did not notice the flashing lights and had her stereo turned up so she could not hear the siren. And besides, if they really wanted her to stop, all they had to do was call her on her cell phone.

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