Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 1, 2002

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Gregg Hanke for sending in today’s report. In case you need further proof that bozos have the worst sense of direction of any creature, here’s another story to prove that fact. From Yakima, Washington comes the story of bozo Harold Lane who shoplifted a DVD player from a store in the mall. Our bozo burst out of the front entrance with mall security in hot pursuit. He quickly ran across the street and into the county’s restitution center, a minimum security jail. Quickly realizing this was not the place to be, he bolted out with officers from the Department of Corrections now joining mall security in hot pursuit. He then ran into a nearby field where he met up with local police answering a call of a robbery at the mall. He’s been arrested.

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