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January 3, 2002

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Heater Lawrence for alerting us to this bozo from a recent column by Dave Barry. From Vernon, Connecticut comes the story of bozo James Hardt who wins our bozo award for Worst Disguise of the Month and perhaps of the year. It’s tough to imagine anyone coming up with a worse one. Our bozo planned to rob the local mini mart of which he was a regular customer so he needed a good disguise. For reasons known only to the bozo brain he picked shaving cream as his disguise. Yes, he covered his face with shaving cream and went in to demand money. Unfortunately, the store manager immediately recognized our bozo, who went running from the store and was quickly captured by the cops.

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