Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 4, 2002

Bozo criminals for today come from the International File in Launceston, Australia. A gang of bozo tried to steal a cash machine inside a shopping center. First they forced open the doors of the mall to get to the ATM inside. So far so good. But this was a big, heavy duty cash machine and it would require big, heavy duty equipment to break into it. But they were prepared. Before going to the mall they had stolen a truck with some welding equipment on it. They drug the welder inside and went to work on the ATM. And that’s when things started to go sour. Perhaps they forgot that cash is flammable. The heat from the welding torch incinerated the money.

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