Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 7, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from Miami, Florida where bozo Marsha Ross Grabbed $900 worth of clothes from a store in the mall and dashed out with security guards in hot pursuit. She ran into the parking lot and spotted a car with an open front door, and jumped inside, hoping to hide. Bad idea. She had climbed into the car of Miami-Dade police major Grace O’Donnell and her husband, Miami-Dade police lieutenant James O’Donnell. (Shall I arrest her, darling, or do you want to?) She’s now in custody.

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