Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 8, 2002

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Mike Sheffield for sending in today’s report. From Los Angeles, California comes the story of bozo Robert Thompson who was looking for a thrill and may have gotten more than he had bargained for. Our bozo broke into a 36 story office tower at 2 in the morning, made his way to the top and jumped off, using a parachute to float to the ground. His timing wasn’t perfect, however. He set off an alarm when he broke in and the officers arrived just in time to have our bozo land directly on top of their patrol car. They helped him off and arrested him.

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