Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 9, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in southern Sweden and he did so many things wrong it’s hard to know where to begin. First of all our bozo, a member of the Hell’s Angels motorcycle gang came home, began running water in his bathtub and promptly fell asleep. First mistake. The water soon began to overflow, running out the front door. His neighbors, fearing the worst, called the cops. They arrived and awoke our bozo who told them he was filling the bathtub with water for his pet crocodile. Second mistake. Crocodiles are illegal to keep as pets. When the cops came in to take a look around they discovered the crocodile was used to guard our bozo’s cache of illegal guns. Third mistake. And with three strikes against him, our bozo was arrested.

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