Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 10, 2002

Bozo criminals for today come from the international file in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada where three bozos were in the middle of a hold up when one of them accidentally hit the redial on the cell phone they were carrying. That call went to an answering machine which recorded the whole thing, including one of our bozos telling the victim, “You’re being jacked” and then later the three arguing among themselves over how to split their$100 take. The owner of the answering machine turned the tape over to the cops, who, with the help of local radio stations who played the tape on the air, were quickly able to identify the bozos.

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