Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 11, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Nice, France, and as you’ll see, there may also be a bozo victim here. You’re no doubt aware of the introduction of the new Euro bills in Europe last week. It seems a few folks over there may not have gotten the memo. On the first day the new money was legal tender a bozo purchased a round of drinks by giving the bartender what he told him was one of the new Euro bills. The bartender accepted the bill and brought out the drinks. It was only after he had left that someone noticed our bozo had paid not with a new Euro bill but with a bill from the European version of Monopoly.

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