Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 14, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from Hallandale Beach, Florida where an unidentified bozo walked into a branch of Bank United and handed the teller a holdup note. The note was written in such a scrawl that the teller couldn’t make heads nor tails of it so she asked hour bozo what he wanted. He tried to respond but the teller couldn’t understand his mix of Spanish and English. Quite a commotion ensued with our bozo shouting and gesturing at the note but never quite getting his point across. Finally, he gave up and left. Maybe he should try to steal a word processor.

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