Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 15, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from the home of the Bozo Report, Tyler, Texas. It’s the story of a couple of bozos who violated Bozo Rule Number 3443: Never jump over a fence unless you know what’s on the other side. Tyler police surprised a couple of bozos nosing around the Classic Toyota lot late the other night. When our bozos spotted the cops, they took off, with one of them jumping over a nearby fence in an effort to get away. No doubt as soon as he hit the ground, our bozo knew he had made a serious mistake. He had jumped into a yard containing a couple of Rottweiler dogs. Big Rottweilers. Big, mean Rottweilers. Making a quick decision about which was the lesser of the two evils, our bozo jumped back over the fence and surrendered to the cops.

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