Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 16, 2002

Another one today from our Bozo Lonely Hearts Club. From the International File in Gateshead, England comes the story of Bozo Mark Waverly who held up a store and while making his getaway noticed a particularly fine woman waiting at the bus stop. So fine was she that our bozo just had to stop and ask her for a date. After making small talk with her for a few minutes he wrote his name and telephone number on her hand and went on his way. Later, when the woman saw a video tape of the robbery, she recognized the thief as her suitor and called the cops, giving them his name and phone number. His next date is with the judge.

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