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January 17, 2002

We’ve known for a long time that bozos aren’t the bravest of souls and today’s story goes a long way toward proving that point. From the International File in the Czech Republic comes the story of a bozo burglar who broke into a pub. As he was making his way toward the cash register he was frightened out of his wits by loud music. And on a wall across the room, in the dim light he thought he could make out something moving. That was enough for him and he quickly bolted out the door. And just what was it that frightened our bozo so? Well, some places have a watch dog. This particular place had a watch fish. One of those “sing n swing” fish that flops around and sings a song. That’s right, our bozo was foiled by Big Mouth Billy Bass.

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