Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 18, 2002

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Sean Linthicum for sending in today’s report. In real estate, the key phrase is “Location, location, location.” This doesn’t always hold true in the bozo universe as today’s story from Altoona, Iowa will prove. Father and son bozo team David and Jesse Vance analyzed the situation and decided that their home was the perfect place from which to sell marijuana. Good location, right on the corner of a busy street, directly across from the Altoona Police Station. Oops. They’ve been arrested.

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