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January 21, 2002

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Howard Rost for sending in today’s report. from Buffalo, New York comes the story of a bozo who didn’t let the city’s recent 7 foot snowfall keep him from his appointed rounds. Bozo Larry Carl figured this might be just the time to steal something nice for the home. Don’t know how he picked it out but he was seen walking down one of the snowy streets dragging a grandfather clock. Not surprisingly, this raised the suspicion of neighbors who called the cops. By the time the police caught up with him our bozo had stolen something else to make his job easier. A large city garbage can with wheels. Here he is, strolling down a snowy street with a grandfather clock in a big garbage can. Shouldn’t have done that. He’s been charged with theft of city property in addition to the clock.

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