Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 22, 2002

Bozo criminals for today come from the Teenage Mischief Division. From West Haven, Connecticut comes the story of a group of young bozos who made three mistakes. Their first mistake was stealing 30 dozen eggs from a diner in West Haven. Their second mistake was throwing those eggs at passing cars. And their third and fatal mistake was not taking note of just which cars they were throwing stolen eggs at. When one of the eggs hit a police car, the boys were arrested and charged not only with criminal mischief but also with larceny for stealing the eggs.

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