Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 23, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from Kansas City, Missouri where an unidentified bozo walked into an auto parts store and snatched $50 from an employee. As he tried to make his getaway a mechanic grabbed him by the left leg, which much to his surprise, came off, along with his pants. Our one legged bozo hopped out of the store, through the snow, wearing only his boxer shorts and got into a waiting getaway car. Everyone in the store was laughing too hard to chase him, but police don’t anticipate any problems tracking him down.

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