Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 24, 2002

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joanne Tighe for sending in today’s report. From Weymouth, Massachusetts comes the story of bozo Rebecca Harvey who was arrested on drunken driving charges. So she called her bozo friend Danielle Nix to come down and bail her out. Bozo Danielle was headed to the police station when she decided to stop at a drug store and pick up a few items. Three bags of merchandise which she didn’t pay for. The cops were called and they chased our shoplifting bozo, with flashing lights on, all the way to her destination. The police station. She was arrested and joined her friend in jail.

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